17. When the ball breaks its placental sac, allow it to climb about your body gently probing for any weaknesses and using its lace sensor to detect potential sources for food.

No Paige Davis, no sale.

I always root against calamari because it is too chewy. 

how amazing would it have been if they rolled the ball inbounds and UNC ran away from it to avoid an incidental foul and UK ran away from it hoping it would go out of bounds, and millions of people just watched with bated breath as a ball slowly rolled 90 feet in anticipation of whether or not someone would…

Trump’s already been on the phone with the “Failing NYT” and said that his plan is now to just sit back and wait until healthcare fails and then blame it on the Democrats.

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

It’s an essential part of his 5 year plan to nuke the gay away.

Exactly. Oppression is only real when it happens to you or someone who looks like you.

Yes!! This is where the difference lies. Concepts like “Diversity” apply only to the inclusion of straight white men. Just like how “freedom of speech” only applies to speech that adheres to the conservative platform.

I love how republicans tell the rest of us to grow up, but then they take time out of their super important jobs to weight in on a college election that doesn’t really matter.

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

The thing is if Mcintosh had been a “minority student,” then I doubt Rick Perry would have taken time out of his precious schedule to attack Brooks.

I’MMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I am also an American citizen, and I completely oppose ignorance. You can be stupid just don’t tell us about it.

WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN, I’M TRYING TO BE RETARDED HERE.

And if you could make an argument for one deserving it, it was probably Wisconsin - who naturally got an 8 seed...

Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

I want to see a breakdown of the kinesiology differences between western swings and eastern swings. They are clearly different, but I don’t know why. I say this without doing so much as a Google query though, so I don’t care that much.

Are you gonna pay for that?

Maybe they should just wall off certain sections.