I gave you a star, but there was one allowed exception: Wayne Gretzky.

I love when people double down on bad takes.

I’m a top 10 NFL QB. I think unions suck and we need to make America great again. I have more to say but I have to be anonymous. My wife would kill me and I have a game coming up.

I’m headed to one at Paul Ryan’s office here in WI on Saturday. It won’t be huge, but we’ll be loud.

Conservatives: “We hate blacks, Muslims, women, the poor, unions, GLBT, and basically anyone who doesn’t fit into into our vision of what America should be.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Potentially more depending on the states you’re each in.

Keep on! This is what I always loved of gawker and I’m glad it’s continuing.

This is a very good question. Unfortunately, the fact that the lawsuit is itself sealed makes it difficult to understand what the crux of it is (or why the judge eventually ruled in O’Reilly’s favor). That, of course, is exactly why we’re trying to unseal it.

Lawyers for fake press blocked from digging up lies about humanitarian Bill O’Reilly. Sad!

On behalf of every American who still wants real journalism and not the sycophantic Trump-humping from the more commercial outlets, thank you, Jezebel. Knowing I have you, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and now the Root working with you these next four years, it makes coping with this orphanage fire of a presidency a…

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

This article is a little deceptive because you start midway through the text exchange, where he seems like he’s being cold and she seems like he’s being chatty. Start at the actual beginning, where she opens by text bombing him a bunch about how every dude on the app “looks gay”:

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

For me, the George Michael tracks that stand out the most are “Club Tropicana,” “Father Figure,” and, of course, “Freedom ‘90.” But I have to say that all of “Faith” was as subversive and dangerous a pop album as any that came out in the 1980s. From the church organ that starts off the title track (sacrilege!) to…

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