That’s because their non-contest content (except for 30 for 30 and Outside The Lines) has been absolute lowest-common-denominator garbage. Stephen A. Smith is one of the faces of the network. That should tell you all you need to know about how ESPN is faring.

“If Trump were an adulterer too...”

Except that Trump supporters use BILL Clinton’s infidelity as a reason to NOT vote for Hillary.

It completely matters as more to pile on the whole hypocritical shit show about 45% of voting Americans are.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

There’s no reason for an FBI director to be briefing Congress about an investigation at all. He did it this summer because he held a press conference where he said “we don’t have a case but I think she’s a bad woman,” and the GOP smelled blood in the water and wanted him to keep talking shit on the record. He set a…

You know, I went and looked it up!

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

He’s a good teen

Q: How do you like them apples?

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

All my excess live in Texas.

“Hillary Clinton is an anagram. If you re-arrange the letters it spells ‘Hanoi Hilton’.”

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

wonder where he learned it

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.