That explains why Brian Mccann was waiting in front of Puig's front door last night

No kidding. What masochist would willingly subject themselves to reading all this Cardinal crying? I read a couple pages of it, and after nearly vomiting, came here HOPING that Deadspin commenters would bitch-slap these self-righteous Cardinal fans back in their kiddie-chairs.

As a Brewers fan who's been subjected to…

Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.

This day and age having a bunch of Cardinals reference hurt butts is not all that surprising anymore.

IH NGEGUUCTY

"You tell 'em, buddy!"

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

Reread the article, it states that the problem was layered; the most important flaw of Baker’s being his inability to adapt from his old-school methods. Cincinnati’s number two hitters batted .228/.281/.350 as a group. All of his decisions only cost his team 3-4 runs a game? The two hole hitter gets more than 4.5…

If I recall correctly, isn't that what Green Bay did with Denver in Super Bowl XXXII?

And all the SMU fan go crazy.

Sorry, take will be hotter next time.

It seems as though the whole point of his writing style whizzed right over your head...Also, are you unfamiliar with commas and how to use 'whether'? Terribly written comment - get it together.

Did the cost of punctuation marks just go up?

I can't believe how furious I am over this.

The Eagles' defense also did their best impression of a Papa John's pizza, by being cobbled together from unwanted parts and disappointing everyone involved

I understand it. But you understand that it comes off as super smug, right?

Q: @LandRover, What suspension setting should I use to climb over this type of terrain?

Turns out Vladimir Putin had it the whole time.