“Riding a moped on the highway is life threatening. So if I catch you doing it, I’m going to threaten your life.” — officer friendly

Same dude, I feel like I’m barely hanging on sometimes, but I would be damned if I ever took my family out with me. People really overworked themselves during the pandemic, especially medical staff despite the substantial increase in income. Take your 2 week vacations people and leave the laptop at home. I think…

It’s a dark place. I have been there, and still occasionally drifted there. But I absolutely cannot fathom how someone would drag other lives into it.

The answer is Morgan. Might not be able to get a brand new Plus 4 for under $70k, but recent, new ones are there.

I never did steal my dad’s car, and it was obvious that he was vaguely disappointed about that. He told me the stories of how he stole his dad’s car so many times that I ought to have realized he was actually advising me.

This one.

Antigua? Silly me, I thought i docked it in Aruba...

That’s the corollary to “this job is only going to take me 45 minutes, an hour tops.”

“This motor swap will be cheap. I can use mostly junkyard parts”

Basic law of BMW ownership: One item can occupy two spaces at the same time.

*Pbbt!* My startup is going the other way!

Can they do a study on small dicks and bro trucks next? 

How about the silver E55 off to the side in slide 7 ?

“Your kids may be special to YOU, but they are not special to ME nor are they entitled to ruin my peace and quiet.”

Speaking of entitlement, who the fuck convinced you that “peace and quiet” were inalienable rights of flying commercial?

you’re in a public place you fucking bore. in “the olden days” do you think people were like “why must you take your filthy ratchild out of your hovel? why can’t you just leave it in your cottage for 3-5 years until it can speak?” get over yourself you insipid loser

He related a story of him acting out and his parents beating him as a positive story, so...

“we didn’t take him on a plane until he was old enough to understand and follow instructions.”

If you want peace and quiet in your transportation through the public, either drive yourself or fly private. You are not entitled to a personal level comfort while utilizing a social resource. I’m also sorry to inform you that you are not the arbiter of “necessary” travel for infant.

Tell me you don’t have any kids (or think tiny humans are people) without telling me you don’t have any kids. . . 

You get on a plane for “peace and quiet” ?