It’s not surprising to me he more or less got up to speed, I have long said IMO rally drivers are the GOAT racing drivers. Not a knock against F1 drivers, but driving the speeds that rally driver do on small loose surface roads is nothing short of astonishing.

This has got to be the largest delta between “How cool I think I look” versus “How stupid I actually look” I’ve seen in a very long time. He clearly wanted to project rugged bravado, braggadocio, and badassery, riding above it all in a rad truck from back when his opponent was relevant. But he looks like he got a…

As a project manager, if I tried to pull that with clients I’d be out on the street lol

He always claims 2 years because it's to pump the real product, TSLA stock.

And what about BMW. Considering they were a solid leader of the DUI demographic......does that say they are actually very very good at protecting their people?

I don’t see the Altima anywhere on those lists.

Just going to leave this here.

My sentiments exactly.

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...

Sealed beam headlights might have been shit, but at least they were cheap and pretty easy to replace.

Had exactly this happen, along the new ad stating a list of parts that were supposedly recently replaced that I hadn’t and I knew damn well the flipper also had not.

This wasn’t even a police chase, makes this even more senseless.

Plus 1.

I used to enjoy your writing but now it is just pointless hot takes and name calling.

For once you don’t have to warp the question to have the answer be Miata.

How is the answer not Miata?

There’s no other answer. Shortest slideshow in Jalopnik history. 

1987 Mercedes-Benz AMG Hammer

Anyone who does this should be automatically subjected to a full cavity search.

Eww, no, make that go away.