She’s got bigger headlights than the car.

No way to double this.

They used to be limited to two doors, but now they’ve been unlimited to four.

This is the most late aughts car I can imagine. It has very certainly aged.  

Be me.

This begs to diffré.

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

Yeah, Mazda’s version is a lot more subtle.

Bonus of owning a Niva is the upper body workout you get from the steering

I just threw up a little.

You should be banned from this site.  

Hey guys. The CX-3. That is a thing that exists.

of all, Mazda does a good job IMO.

My money is a Camry

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Seriously this is why everyone hates my generation...

“He died as he lived: in a small nylon bag.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

Maybe if you cleaned it more than once every 6 years, it maybe easier!