Still looks better than any Prius.

And this, dear colleagues, is the hybrid that all the dumbasses awaiting the mythical $35K Tesla Model 3 should be buying.

but I’ve got to try out that gear selector before making a judgement. Because it looks wacky.

Living in LA, people who fail to go when the light goes green. That hesitation (mostly due to texting I believe) means one or two cars on the other end don’t make that signal, and just add to next queue.

I honestly think driving manual makes you more attentive, not less, as this seems to argue, but, sure, whatever, just trying to get through a class here.

2-time 124 series owner here, a 94 E320 and an 88 300CE. I have an eagle-eye for these cars.

has a nearly indestructible MBTex interior

My car cannot be better than my clients

Driven monthly.  Period.

10 out of 10 Middle East warlord henchmen confirm a Toyota truck with original factory filled crankcase lasts 300,000 miles.

I love Amazon reviews ...

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

West Texas is weird. I was driving down the highway and it started raining, hard. Then the lightning came, that’s when I saw a tree about 100 yards away from me get nailed. We pulled over and took a picture, it was decimated.

Also, I once saw a Mustang pull out of a parking lot and not run over a single person. Guys, there are little miracles all around us if we just look close enough. 

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

Man, I figured the joking nature of my post was more than apparent from the whole “17 additional cars” part but damn, people are picking their nits today.

It looks so great my entire living room is painted BRG, including the ceiling!

A good friend of mine’s mother had a 2002 Windstar while I was in middle and high school. We’ll call the friend “V”. We actually did call V’s mother “Bob” because someone once said “Mom” with a head cold, and it came out as “Bob”. And the name stuck. Anyway, Bob and her husband—V’s father—bought the 2002 Windstar new…

What in the name of the seven old gods am I looking at?!

The stupidest among us used to die at much earlier ages. Protecting morons from their own moronic impulses is a relatively recent concept.