By day he’s just a regular guy.

If you don’t have a microwaveable bean bag, you can make one with an athletic sock and some rice. Just fill the sock with rice and sew up the end. If you don’t sew, then a pair of socks will work. Fill one sock with rice, then put the filled sock inside the other sock with the open end toward the toe of the second sock…

I don’t understand: do meth users claw at their faces or something?

If it’s a signal of how sociopolitical discourse has degenerated, it’s a signal that points to only one side. We need to call out the entire manufactured “War on Christmas” and complaining about “Happy Holidays” thing for what it is - a blatant request for intolerance and exclusion.

Tom Riddle would have been a little more clever than to “forget” meetings he’s required to disclose. He certainly would have cast an Obliviate spell first and foremost on anyone who were to ask about said meetings. Then he would probably resort to using one of the Unforgivable Curses to cover his tracks.

i think my fiat is over 200....lol odo only goes to 99k ive pushed it round once... and god knows what the mileage was when i got it (at$400 with 6 months mot left im going to assume it wasnt 73k like it said)

How will I know which holiday we’re celebrating at my mom’s if there’s not a festive towel hanging off the oven?

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Paging Chuck Tingle. We’ve got your next plot all tied up and begging for it.

This isn’t strategic. This is a narcissist striking back at an enemy (Obama’s remarks must have cut him real deep). Avenging his ego is vastly more important to him than running an effective campaign.

And these are elected officials? Oh. My. God. There is nothing that any of these guys have said that is in anyway defensible. There is no taking any of these statements out of context.

“I don’t characterize [grabbing a woman by the genitals] as sexual assault. I think that’s a stretch.” - Jeff Sessions (R - AL)

Red Bag Of Discourage

He’s gonna march down Forbes, get a Primanti’s sandwich and then fill the Cup with O Fries (I'm guessing the Cup holds a medium).