They didn’t even beat Pottsville, either. Pottsville beat the Cardinals, then the NFL suspended the Maroons for playing an exhibition game, and then tried to give the title to the Cardinals. As a man of conscience, the owner declined the title, but thankfully the Bidwills had no such affliction and claimed the title…

(sound of crickets)

Love SNS? Ever wish it was available 24/7? A long long time ago, jezebel (and all the gawker blogs) had an openthread that was always available for just general chatting. This was back in the days when the comments were actually moderated. It was just a scrolling page of comments, nothing fancy. Jezebel’s was called Gr…

Can I interest you in some tulips?

She paid $233 WITH INSURANCE? I’m flabberghasted at how utterly FUCKED the system is at perceiving who is committing which crimes in this story!

Oh jeez yeah, the cooking component. There are a bunch of folks for whom raw fruit is bad but cooked fruit is okay. The body is a strange thing.

Over and over, my attention keeps going to the conservative women defending this piece of shit

100% me too. Y’all can keep your crusty brownie edges and just give us the deliciously gooey middle bits.

I fucking hate edge pieces, you can have them all. I’m like the only person who wishes there were a magical levitation device that meant there were NO edges, only squishy half-baked goodness.

In reference to him being the breakout star, Ted Allen got a case of the giggles somewhere in the world and he doesn’t know why.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Do yourself a favor and go back and read Booktart’s original comment. You say that you are discouraged by her generalizations, and yet her entire comment is about the specific men she’s been dealing with for over a decade.

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it. 

I also loved when Morello owned some dumbass trying to call him out for having political opinions:

Republicans welcomed in the old Dixiecrats in the ‘70s (with the “Southern strategy”) and the Christian Right in the ‘80s. Not only have both of these groups remained with the party, but especially in the case of the Christian Right, have formed the party’s loyal base. If the Republican party tried to disassociate…

You had me right up until you failed to italicize See. You are an impostor, sir/madam.

I went googling for a Dumbo Bambie hybrid expecting the internet to fail me... I give you the glory that is Dumbie.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.