I imagine he’d be saying (in Latin or Arabic):

Legit question as a non American; if you live on tips how do you prove income for things like rent or loans etc?

So true! Other industries would love to get away with the same pay structure. I'm pretty sure the carwash place I go to does that, as a coworker who once worked there summed it up as "you live on tips."

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

Of course people will be quick to judge the man because he is a rapper, because he doesn't always follow the rules of spelling, because this statement was delivered in a series of tweets, because his stage name is Q-Tip etc. They will look past all the content, without even addressing it at all, and look at the…

So a pretty common troll retort around these parts is 'why don't you do something to help people out in real life instead of just complaining on the internet?' I've seen some variation of this cry tons of times over the years. I literally just got a response along this line last week.

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

If he would listen, someone could explain syncretism to Kirk. Then he might understand that both Christmas and All Saints' Day have /both/ Christian and Pagan roots.

I think you mean he wouldn't be a Jewish caricature.

Crop dusting is the most Christian revenge. You should always turn the other cheeks.

I am shocked, yes shocked, how much good steak or prime rib I can inhale. The last time I grilled steaks, I think I hoovered down about 24 ounces of rib-eye. AND I DON'T TRIM THE FAT.

Maybe it's too sexy and distracting to the girls?

If we want Americans to not take Ebola this seriously, we should invent a vaccine for it.

Jessica, please consider this a request for an official Evening of Squee across all kinja platforms when this is over. With Denton's blessing, you get to scour the internet looking for nothing but things that are deliciously weird, delightfully heartwarming or just flat out fun.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

The real question is which Republican will be the first to call for a ban on Russian Dressing in retaliation...It's a tough call but I'm going to go with newly smart (aka glasses wearing) Rick Perry.

"Niki can you share with us how you feel heading into the final weekend of the race?"

"Relieved."

That's the thing: it ISN'T deliberate malice. It's something much, much worse: de-sensitized apathy and a ground-in tendency to turn off your basic empathy for your fellow man.