Yeah, I expected some crazed rant about freeloaders and the evils of generosity, but what I actually got from that letter is that Ayn Rand was doing her niece a favor, if a harsh one. Older Kids/Teens need to learn how to be independent, that you don't deserve whatever makes you happy just because you want it. I don't…

I don't think I've seen someone write 'kids these days' in a non-sarcastic manner in years. Well done! Are you secretly the ghost of Andy Rooney?

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

I imagine it went down something like this.

Sure, (some) CEOs bring a lot of value to the company that your average worker doesn't blah blah blah, but not that much value, and the average CEO certainly doesn't work 774 times harder than the dude at Burger King.

In this single moment, Clausen is displaying more emotion than Cutler has in his entire life.

I'm not a huge fan of it, but it's worked very well for Paul Greengrass.

Nothing can save us from Phil Seeeeems

Ultron searches the web and learns about vibranium.

If you're just doing three sets of 10 on the chest press, you're a moron. You aren't going to build muscle that way. 10-8-6-4 with progressively increasing weights is the way to go pal!

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Sick of this crap.

Being a member of Mensa, speaking multiple languages, and having been to other countries aren't really that big of a deal. Tons of non-American countries are multi-lingual, at least 1 in 50 Americans qualify for Mensa whether they decide to join or not (I took the test and passed but didn't want to pay money to have a…

Miapolis reminds me of Barad-Dur. All that's missing is the Eye of Sauron.

Lets build holes in the ground instead so we can cater to female fertility? It is funny how people see dicks everywhere even where there are no dicks to be seen.

Haha I tried to work in as many as I could without being obvious. But yes, Jaden has plenty of gems.

Then I'll realize what? Come on Jaden, don't leave me hanging.