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Man, I just heard Dave Wannstedt yesterday morning (before anyone knew Salaam was dead) on the radio recalling a nice story about talking with him. One of the things Wanny said was that Salaam told him the downside to winning the Heisman trophy was that everyone expected you to then play more football. “The kid just

I must be the only person who’s never had an issue with O’Hare, despite using it for decades (until recently, I lived no more than a 10-minute’s drive, door to door).

Wow. When you're to the right of NASCAR on a social issue, it might be time to reconsider your position.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

I imagine it went down something like this.

Sure, (some) CEOs bring a lot of value to the company that your average worker doesn't blah blah blah, but not that much value, and the average CEO certainly doesn't work 774 times harder than the dude at Burger King.

In this single moment, Clausen is displaying more emotion than Cutler has in his entire life.

If you're just doing three sets of 10 on the chest press, you're a moron. You aren't going to build muscle that way. 10-8-6-4 with progressively increasing weights is the way to go pal!

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Sick of this crap.

Being a member of Mensa, speaking multiple languages, and having been to other countries aren't really that big of a deal. Tons of non-American countries are multi-lingual, at least 1 in 50 Americans qualify for Mensa whether they decide to join or not (I took the test and passed but didn't want to pay money to have a

Haha I tried to work in as many as I could without being obvious. But yes, Jaden has plenty of gems.

Then I'll realize what? Come on Jaden, don't leave me hanging.

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

You're not wrong, but it was this very site who called Peverley "The most Hockey dude ever" on Monday evening. Isn't this contributing to the "hockey tough" BS?

Matt Stafford blows, Detroit loses. The good news? At least one lion will be on primetime again soon when Fauria joins Dancing with the stars, thanks to the lions for re-gifting the divison to my bears as an early christmas present. Happy Holidays from Chi-Town!!

to be fair, that was the least of that movies problems.

oh, shutup dude. it's obviously not about "one body part going into another", it's about the trust that is broken and the betrayal caused by it. fuck off with that whole "oh, I don't understand this. lalalalalala" horseshit that people try to pull.