**used to work for a digital cinema company that did conversions from film to digital**

if you're going to troll, do better. use proper grammar. but then again you're a chris brown fan, so i don't expect any level of real intelligence.

yea, if an asshole riding one of these came tearing ass down the sidewalk (which they're very likely to do because they'll never survive in the bike lane, and only an asshole would ride one of these things), they'd definitely take a high speed shot to the nuts from me.

i feel like most of the people who bitch about ohare are the fat fucks from wisconsin or downstate IL. or the idiots who think that booking travel that requires a stopover in chicago during a holiday weekend is a good idea. or have no idea that shitty weather is somehow the blame of the airport. I’m not saying don’t…

Two things which have pretty much taken up all my free time:

I'd have to disagree with the "large amount of people" part. While it may seem like a few thousand people retweet whatever demented garbage he spews forth, and will readily come to his defense, these are the true nutjobs of breezy fandom. A few thousand re-tweets or favoriates out of the millions upon millions of…

"Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say." - Abe Simpson

funny thing is, this won't have any dance numbers. why? because it's TV. as someone who's been forced to watch Indian soaps at home with my folks, and then subsequently became sucked into them and kept watching long after they left, theses shows overboard on one thing: over the top drama involving mother in…

there's the stiffarm, and then there's the heisman. when you've truly blocked something so hard they're launched into the fucking ionosphere, you've heismanned someone.

best execution of the heisman trophy move if i've ever seen one.

the movie industry isn't a bubble. If it was it wouldn't have lasted for over 100+ years with continual growth each year. Having worked in entertainment I could go into the whole psychology and economics of how middle America will continue to drive the need for movie releases here in the US, but I digress. China is…

for now, but it's also a bubble.

jesus h...PROOFREAD. fuckin amateur hour up in here.

2014 Detroit would've made more sense.

i can't tell if you're joking or not.

if that's the worst she got she's gotten off very lucky. no interest on that loan repayment?? i'd take that any day.

i bet you're the life of all the parties you go to.

i'm 29 going on 62. get off of my lawn.

seems like more and more kids these days should be given this kind of advice. At least the niece got off easy by simply being written off as a bad person with no other real repercussions if she didn't repay the loan.

a VW Beetle, an ancient Roman practice, and a heavy load.