Kevin Smith like, you know, needs to just like maybe just shut the fuck up. maybe.

there are so many good reaction gifs to use for this:

or just learn how to shave with a straight razor (it takes the same amount of time as a regular gilette blade after just a short while), buy a 50 pack of shark razors for 5 bucks on amazon, and save yourself the time and money.

as someone who spent the last 6 and a half years in that shithole, i can totally, totally sympathize with you. especially living in silver lake / echo park where every new restaurant was gluten free vegan certified organic fair trade sustainable etc etc. it's a little scary how quickly people will pick up on a fad…

...that's not how the first amendment works.

well shit, i clearly got my hopes up for nothing. plus i have Wave cable up here in seattle, so i doubt it would work out anyway. it just seemed so promising...

1) what the hell is axs tv?

whooooooooooooa mama.

so...are you just going to gloss over its egregious labor violations and the number of laborers that are killed to build this cityscape?

it was still worse than dog shit. john ridley probably came on at the last second to do a couple drafts, but that mess was written and acted just as badly as the last star wars trilogy.

sorry, I should've clarified. it was a tv spot, so it was definitely whoever was marketing it. this was during the time skrillex had really burst into the mainstream.

fair about the dubstep - what came to mind with that was the trailer for Red Tails, the (absolutely god awful) George Lucas written/directed movie about the Tuskegee Airmen. I remember seeing a trailer, and suddenly some dubstep came on. Now, I don't mind me some dubstep, but during the trailer of a WW2 movie about…

this is what happens when marketing execs are given terrible, terrible creative liberty.

but...Charlie I think you're kind of missing the point on how these movies are financed. Yes, they may have been big budget blunders, but theses were "bets" that were hedged against by a slate of other movies. Wild Wild West was one of ~10-12 other films that WB financed in 1999. Three Kings was released that year…

been trying to figure that one out myself. maybe he died mid-tweet and we'll just never realize.

you're missing out on the best ones:

i'm still not sure why people say Michael Bay "destroyed childhood dreams" with Transformers. It was a live-action adaptation about what was started as a line of toys turned into a cartoon. It was cars turning into robots and fighting each other. I'm not sure what sort of mythical nostalgia that somehow was lost by…

oh...good...the writer of Green Lantern. Yes that movie turned out to be quite the masterclass in screen writing. I can't wait for Lindelof to join this trashpile gangbang and maybe invite Dirty Mike and the Boys to finish it all off. This dumpster-fire of a movie franchise (which is what the the Alien series is…

really? because i figured it would be cross-platform compatibility (Chromecast), ability to access local media on a server (XBMC), and be cheap (Raspberry Pi, Chromecast , Roku Stick).