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true true. i meant those huge trucks that people seem to carry entire civilizations around on. the good ol' "Horn OK Please" tramp stamp. every time i went back to visit those things would fascinate and scare the hell out of me, especially being jammed up against one on a mountain road.

I present to you, THE BRUUUUTUSSSSSS

oh i know, on it's own - no chance. but add a steam canon and POOWWWAAAHHH and that thing will FLY.

i'm in the same boat - hated running, plus with bad knees, shin splints, and a bad ankle, it was never a pleasant experience. but then i tried couch 2 5k, but with a twist - it's a zombie story. so you're running and the app trains you along the lines of a zombie outbreak / survival story. it's a good way to

it's Kanye taking Rick James' advice WAY too seriously.

i'd like to see a 3-wheeled auto-rikshaw launched off that thing

this...is exactly how my dad sounded when he was teaching me to drive.

so i'm sitting at the bar, enjoying a Stone Ruination, waiting for Elysium to start. Some pro bowling competition was on, and none other than T.O. was in the front row watching intently. i felt the need to capture the moment as he seemed so out of place.

man! you can't think of bombay without thinking of those padminis.

looks like the mountain just took a colossal Chipotle-induced shit on that unsuspecting car

also dont forget about the fatal bus crashes in indiana, italy, and india

i was just about to type the same thing! it just seems so odd that so many high profile accidents / incidents are occurring so close to one another.

a pro athlete with some sense of financial responsibility?! PSHAW I SAY!

i did kinda laugh seeing one of the cars fly over the side at the far end, but i also feel like this has to be a pretty common occurrence.

holy mother of...as a chicagoan now living in LA who hasn't had a chance to try zombie dust yet, i am insanely jealous. when i was last in chicago, the bar that usually has it was out and had to settle for the artic panzerwolf. not bad...but i need to try the dust

see, to me this isnt just a stupid mistake. a stupid mistake is leaving your wallet at home and leaving for work, or not checking your tire pressure, or turning in unchecked work to your boss (guilty as charged on all 3 accounts). this is just negligence, arrogance, and idiocy all rolled into one spoiled little 22

HNNNNnnggg...oh god...just...give me 12 hours and a WRX here. you can kill me after cuz i'll die happy.

THOSE TEETH!

this will be the quietest race in history.

I used to live in Echo Park and used that tunnel every day to get to work up in Burbank. It was one of my favorite spots to gun it right off the apex of that ramp.