Oh yes I hope so too!

For comparison’s sake, my sister had a baby in March. They paid the equivalent of 35 dollars. And that was honestly just the cost of her husband also staying overnight because they live far away and couldn’t just drive home when they weren’t sure if they had gone in on a false alarm (they hadn’t).

I just spent several minutes enjoying that visual of white racist dudes joyfully doing the limbo. Thank you.

That’s hilarious and should definitely become a thing.

None of those things apply to me.

I’ve said this before, but Pence reminds me of the creepy white alien-hybrid from Alien Resurrection.

Will it make you feel any better that they very rarely actually eat their food? Count the times they go to Lukes, order something and then don’t eat it. Maybe that’s how they stay slim, by simple looking at their food?

Ovulation happens regardless of stimuli, physical or otherwise. So the one guilty of false equivalency here is you.

The small number of stars on your post makes me sad :(

As a person who worked in different types of stores for ten years: This is not as embarrassing as people think it is. It happens, literally, every day. It doesn’t always mean your credit is bad or that you ran out of money. Try another card or come back later, people do it all the time.

I can’t tell if you a) wrote years when you meant months or b) was exaggerating for effect or c) is from the future.

I know! And when you start to notice how often they do that, it’s almost impossible to stop seeing it. (My sister still hates me for pointing this out to her)

what sketch is the third gif from? The “no” one?

I know it’s bad manners to talk about how politicians look, but Pence’s eyes remind me of the creepy white alien’s at the end of Alien4.

Depends on what you hated with ET maybe?

is it just me, or are younger actors better these days, then, say 20 years ago?

*Spoilers*

It’s almost as if the individual hairs are the same age... :P

It’s Putte i Parken, not Putti i Parken

My sister and I live in Karlstad, and on the way home from the festival she was followed by a man who, when my sister started to run, picked up the pace and yelled “suck my cock, whore!”. She made it home before anything happened, and called the police the next day.