Worst idea ever, because everyone would be able to modifiy those data strips and inject harmful code into a car. This idea makes no sense.

So, half of the wall of every cilinder and piston will be suffering like mad due to the weird rod’s entry angle when is going up, torsional vibrations are insane due to the constant change in the geometry of the whole crankshaft assembly, the overall inertia of the engine is increased by a yet undisclosed amount,…