This is because everyone deserves the power of a Ferrari F12.

We can use the meat from her meat dress to make burgers ans use Bobby’s brioche buns.

They look like what I imagine skinned testicles would look like. I’ll pass.

I am making my crafty candle salad again due to popular demand.

mom jeans are every bit as attractive as dad jokes are funny.

Yeah, I don’t understand. Are we supposed to think Malia’s outfit looks good? Because I don’t

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

Totally agree. The rear deck of the C7 is too high compared to how low the roof is.

I didn’t enjoy the 4th season, and wouldn’t bother rewatching the 3rd, but 1 and 2 were amazing. Let’s have more of that.

This must be why people punch me when I’m in public places

I think they should make them as movies and I think they should get on it, because Una Stubbs isn’t getting any younger and her Mrs. Hudson is the best thing ever. They just need to return to the original formula of sticking closely to the stories as written by Conan Doyle but brilliantly modernized. That’s what made…

Yeah I agree the first gen Caravan has aged well.

Oh my, that’s a quite a pretty car.

In other news there was also a $3.7 million heist at a Land Rover dealership on the same day.

“I saw Nick Viall”

Nope, just for herself. And she refers to her multiple times as her Nanny. She has talked about how shes doing big girl things like cooking for herself & laundry and she missed her Nanny Raquel!

shes 23 and has a Nanny that makes her cucumber snacks

This is her in a nutshell:

1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.

Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”

Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.