In 2011 Obama banned all Iraqi citizens from entering America for 6 months. Where was your outrage then?

Oh no. Josh is gone. What the fuck will I do with my life now.

#deletejosh #notalljoshes #justhisparticularassragJosh

Not the same. The pause in 2011 was caused by the discovery that to Iraqis admitted has actually been involved in attacks on US troops in Iraq. The pause was to allow time for fingerprint checks between refugees and IED devices found in war zones.

Not the same. The pause in 2011 was caused by the discovery that to Iraqis admitted has actually been involved in attacks on US troops in Iraq. The pause was to allow time for fingerprint checks between refugees and IED devices found in war zones.

Trump: I’m going to ban Muslims.

Too late to correct, but Jordan should be UAE (also not on the list).

Me: He’s actually banning people based on religion, holy fuck!
Trumpers: It’s not based on religion, it’s only 7 countries full of terrorists. Remember 9/11?
Me: The guys that did 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Jordan. No one from those countries are subject to the ban.
Trumpers: 9/11 was 15 years ago, what…

Oh please God have this be true, less whining in the comments would be a Godsend.

Remember when people would mock us for comparing trump to hitler?

There’s this little wheel thingy at the top of your mouse and if you turn it, it will take you further down the page to another article that may be more to your liking. Go on then. Give it a spin.

God, it is sad the Red Scare-era quotes are still so relevant, but:

Cue mouth-breathing Trump supporters citing Godwin’s Law in 3, 2, 1...

Ooh! Say “SJW” now!

Same. We honestly hate this. We hate politics encroaching on cars. We seriously want to do nothain’t but get back to cars. At the moment, politics are getting involved with what we love.

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

Easy. Just don’t click it.