Conan must do a Clueless Gamer on this game. He must.

No.

I was prepping my response for the unsarcastic version of this comment.

I NEED an Andrew Scott Doctor. He was incredible on Sherlock and his kind of quirky charisma would be perfect for the role.

At this point I doubt the bodywork is production-ready. They’re probably just there for safety/regulatory reasons.

The cylinders are staggered so I’d say two V6s.

Counterpoint: every change Alpina made was for the worst.

Ooh! Ooh! I have a really great suggestion for avoiding things you don’t want to read. You, um, don’t click on them in the first place.

I have a theory! It’s called “wait until the movie comes out.”

That styleWB one actually looks kinda nice.

Interesting . . . They’re both yellow!

*SEEBOOLBAH

Did they shoot the trailer for season (13?) of Superrnatural through a tub of vaseline?

WHY IS EVERYONE SO HUNG UP ON THE DAMN SPACE LAZERS???

When you’re complaining about voluntarily reading something you knew you wouldn’t like just to be able to complain about it, I don’t think you really merit a well thought out response.

I wanted to see Split but the whole “changing his body chemistry” BS looked so dumb I’d been waffling about wether or not to spoil it. And I haven’t seen Unbreakable either so it probably would have been a “Wait, what?” moment for me.

What the hell is up with Tucker Carlson’s face? Anytime he’s not actively speaking he looks like a mentally challenged goldfish.

DON’T READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE THEN.

He was definitely touching their butts.

There are some other small updates, like stiffer suspension on the Coupe and Gran Goup . . .