Congratulations, you’ve written the worst Gizmodo article in recent memory.

Yup. Sure deserved what he got. Yup. Get the fuck outta here.

I must be moving slow today because I just don’t get it. Could you explain clearly using small words?

“I guess that’s what separates the SJW cucks from the real men like me.” - Jordan Hites probably.

#3 just made me imagine a rear-engine Fiat 500 based on the Renault Twingo.

And cutting emissions regulations would . . . Help?

Calling someone a “Jew cocksucker” is appalling. End of story.

Stop trying to make Youtube Red happen. Literally nothing they’ve put out has been appealing in any way.

That’s what I don’t understand. If the government or whoever can stage these immensely huge and complicated operations, what’s the point of the facade? Why even bother with the guise of democracy?

WE MUST GO DEEPER

He was very clearly still in the hotel room while taking the video.

Season 8 had a lot of bad episodes but I thought season 9 was mostly quality. I would almost like to see Doctor Who rebooted, because it’s gotten too big and convoluted.

There are 3 options that actually make sense. Either she’s the daughter of Han & Leia, Luke, or characters we haven’t met yet.

One of his best rants.

Disappointed that the rear 3/4 window is fake, but other than that it looks fabulous.

She’s 15 years old. Creepy.

He wants all of the power and none of the responsibility.

Wasn’t that alluded to in the movie? I could have sworn someone dissed him about his dad.

How could she be a clone? She’s a completely different person.