Why can’t we just have suicide doors? That asked, these are pretty cool.

Those blue wheels should be a factory option. They’re awesome.

Ms. Jackson reference?

I’m sorry but this was... really bad. I like the paragraph about bumblebees, but the rest of the jokes didn’t translate the way you intended.

i’m shocked...

And the front ones look really tiny.

When can we get this non-ugly version? Asking for a rich friend I don’t actually have.

It has terrible proportions, long overhangs, and that roofline is terrible.

I like it, better than the Model S. The front & rear give off some saab-y vibes to me and the whole package is Citroenesque. The wheels look like they’re solid disks for aero reasons.

This went to a very dark place and I approve of that. A+ storytelling.

Now run them down, Billy. PROVE YOUR WORTH!!!

“I never said what can be clearly heard, recorded, on tape. Isis is bad, you know, so many people are saying it. Compared to Isis I’m amazing next question.”

But Letterman was talking about that time when Trump mocked that phisically disabled reporter. I fail to see how Rosie fits into all this.

Candy corn clown is amazing, and that ad is scarily prescient. I know it was talking about issues of the time, but it rings a little too true today.

“...Hillary Clinton is resting...”

It’s his weird puckery mouth. And squinty eyes that look like his puckery mouth. He basically looks like he is perpetually sucking on a lemon.

Woah, pickanniny’s racist? I never knew...

Bill might be a greasy womanizer, but he’s not vile. I think.

It’ll be Bino (Bronco in name only) and anyone who cares about it will inevitably whine about how it’s nothing like the original.

“Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course”