I LOVE it! And I really don’t know why.

And sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much more boring. Like seriously. It’s like sleeping pills for your eyes.

Fantastic advice! Problems can be solved by just not making mistakes! Why hadn’t I ever thought of that?

Pretty sure this guy is a troll. That list is way too long and contradictory. Someone who knows that much about what he wants yet doesn’t know what he wants doesn’t make sense, and there were several contradictions that stuck out to me as Jalop-oriented: the sonar parking sensors but no other driver aids, heated cloth…

Here are my terrible ideas.

Can your eyes vomit? Cuz I think mine just did.

No idea what that 3rd one is, but I WANT it.

Wait... Is that a Lagonda COUPE???

Nope, just ugly. There might be some metaphorical beauty in just being good at its job, but still AAGH MY EYES

Everything about this car is so wrong in every way, but yet it all kinda works...

But what's pretty about it?

Stop riding the E-Type’s...hood...

Good lord that’s fracking hideous!!!

#1: BMW thingy

What's that car between the 4C Spyder and Miata?

I think “vine star” is one of the most depressing phrases I’ve ever heard.

Well I think you’re a buttbag, so game, set, and match good sir

Oh my God you’ve defeated all my arguments

That mint green and black is just sexy. Citroen cannot come to our shores quick enough for me.

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK EVERY CAR THAT HAS FOUR WHEELS LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR EVER MADE?!?!?!?! The only similarities between this and the 500 are things like headlights, windshields, and wheels. They honestly look nothing alike.