Nissan has the Maxima and Murani which are like “woah full-on styling blast in your face”, and then the Altima and Sentra which are like “yeah give them some fancy headlights I guess?”.

I was a little doubtful of this thing’s looks in black, but holy crap does it look great in white!

XJ face and a CT6 butt. I kinda love it. It removes so much visual weight from the un-facelifted previous model, which always looked heavy.

That Mercedes thing in the top pic is so short! I walked past on on the street the other day and it only came up to about shoulder height. I’m only like 5’5”, but still.

My friend’s parents had a faded green Ford Taurus wagon with two rear-facing seats. We'd always fight over who got to sit in them. Good times...

Is it is supposed to look like that, or is it trying to stretch its own face off?

The rear doesn’t look bad, but the front seems to be competing with Lexus for maximum mesh coverage on a motor vehicle. That diamond quilted whatever is ugly. I normally love quilted fabric interiors, but the brown (dark olive green?) on white looks terrible. It also looks incredibly fat.

In the head-on view, it looks Dim-witted.

The back looks awkward from the side, the chrome unibrow is gross, there’s a foot of sheet metal over the front wheels, there’s a smaller gap between the rear wheels and wheelwells than at the front, the hidden exhaust is stupid-looking (should have been where the black plastic is), and the interior is grayer than my…

If the body were about 10% smaller, and the wheelbase were stretched, this would look pretty great.

I usually disagree with “this looks like this” comparisons, but I see it.

When I saw the front I was like “Aaawww yeah!”. Then I saw the stupid gap between the grill and bumper intake and I was like “Oh”. Then I saw all the rest of it and was like “Ewwwww”. So it's a handsome front fascia on an awkwardly proportioned body. The rear overhang is too long and flat, the roof is too round (which…

Cops called? Called who? On a more serious note, this is in all reasonable probability a klever killer. One who obvious knew about the rear facing seats and used them as a diversion to hide the small child he killed.

*whispers*. The C3 Corvette is really ugly. *okay I'll go away now*

Wow. The little girl at the beginning was pretty great, but then it kept going... and going... and going...

Also, our car is good because it reminds you of much better cars!

I usually want to punch most people in the face most of the time, so yeah. Totally fine.

THE PLANE WAS FINE!!! There was absolutely nothing wrong with it! Why did they need the truck?

Nooooooooooo! The rest of it looked so nice! But then they had to go and put the stupid horseshoe grill on it.

Punching this car would be like punching the elephant man.