. . . what would it be? I would like to introduce the all-wheel-drive, lifted, off-road sports coupe.

I never knew rotary phone lamps were a thing, and now I really want one.

I think the Stelvio looks good, and the base model looks better than the performance version, and that it looks better than the Giulia.

This is the Peugeot 208 GTi

To cut a short story short, I went ice skating today for my little sister’s birthday, and took some skin off of my wrist/palm when my feet parted ways and my knees decided to get to know each other better. Those little teeth dont h*ck around. It was my first time skating, and I’ve concluded that humans weren’t…

I like it. A lot. And I don’t even know what you’d call it. It’s a strange new mix; a hatchbackey/wagonish/people carrier thing.

In mid September, the 2018 Hyundai Veloster was caught heavily camouflaged, testing in South Korea. This is sadly all we can see of the front, but I’m hoping they don’t change outthe current Veloster’s hexagonal grille for the corporate Hyundai one. I had hoped they would incorporate the fascia from the RM16 concept,…

It’s a Beautiful Day

So yeah. It’s unveiled. And it’s kind of fantastic. It supposedly has 1,000 horsepower and will do 400 miles on a charge, and it’s a little gorgeous.

I hate to say it, but I’m really disappointed. I adore Hamilton, but nearly every change that was made was for the worse.

No, I wasn’t being insulting. I was talking about this guy:

I was feeling a little Wobbly, so I thought I’d ask about everyone’s favorite and least favorite interiors on the market.

One of humanity’s greatest mysteries is how to classify the Ford Flex. Is it a wagon? A lifted wagon? A crossover? A Jalopnik wet dream come to life? Whatever you call it we can all agree it is undeniably sexy. But that’s not the point.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. “He’s already posted two articles about this car! Both of them said different things! When will he make up his mind and leave us alone?” Well, never. And you’ll just have to deal with it. Or not read. Or hire a contract killer. All equally valid and reasonable options.

The C-HR is the new sports/off-road/coupe/bullshit from Toyota. And I can barely stand to look at it. It’s not overwhelmingly ugly, but it’s just so . . . purposeless.

The typeface used in the Huayra’s interior is wrong. It’s hella basic for such a glorious interior, and not intelligible to excuse its ugliness.

I had only ever seen these in the form of butchered YouTube videos.