Ah yes, government shutdown priorities. When in doubt, go for photo ops with leaders of hostile nations!

Guess it’s time to put up a wall to keep him from coming back!

It’s been literally weeks since he was outed for beating up his (ex?) girlfriend. There have been so many scandals since then. Hell, this was before the shutdown, an idealistic time when people expected our government to “work”

This is how long this presidency has been: I completely forgot about Michael Avenatti.

Do you *want* to be a paid mouthpiece for ultra-right corporate and Israeli interests?

Order a time machine from Amazon and abort Baby Ben.

Halcyon days my friend. 

It’s the party in love with the death penalty. But wouldn’t apply it to Hitler.

This dude makes more money doing this shit than I do stressing out about my job. This is crap.

I have a friend who I can’t get off the Ben Shapiro dick. He’s the type of friend who is really smart but has no common sense. He seems to think Shapiro is smart because he’s a “facts don’t lie” type and tries to position himself as a centrist. Please send help.

You guys are not giving him anywhere near the credit this argument deserves. It’s an established fact that millions of babies are aborted every year out of fear they could grow up to be insane murderous dictators.

If you have a time machine, you don’t have to kill Baby Hitler. You can kill Teen Hitler, or Private Hitler in WWI, or Struggling Artist Hitler, or In Jail Hitler, or Alone on the Toliet in the Eagles Nest Hitler. So, basically, Any Time in His Life Hitler if you have a freaking time machine.

“Jewish Fascist Defends Fascist Jew-Hater”

Imma let you finish, but I just can’t stop laughing at the WH spokesmoron getting softball questions from Fox News and refusing to deny the allegations.

If you can criticize LGBTQ people and feminists, then we can criticize your stupidass Christianity. Sit down.

The American Taliban of the right wing evangelical cult is a threat to humanity.

Maybe if you stopped hating gays, people would stop hating you, Karen. It’s that fucking simple.

I went to a church in high school (and for about half a semester of my first year of undergrad) that explicitly forebade premarital sex, and openly condemned homosexuality—or, really, anything that wasn’t heteronormative.

Outside of the fact that they really fucked me up in terms of my openness to sex for a few years (l…

It’s almost like they are snowflakes who need safe spaces.