He is one of the good ones

Remember back in 2009 when I think it was the FBI or some group came out with a report that warned us about the rise of right-wing hate groups. Republicans, naturally tried to claim that Dept Of Homeland Security was going after conservatives and it was a political witch hunt.

They did track those groups until last year. What could’ve happened?

Whoa now, let’s hold on here. Just because they want to a) create a white ethno-state, b) commit acts of violence, c) enact a “day of the rope” to kill all non-whites, d) believe that they are becoming increasingly threatened with extinction, e) eradicate all of the “Jewish propaganda” that is socialism doesn’t make…

Well, at least the US Government tracks and monitors white supremacist groups as potential terrorists so that they can stop this in the future OH FUCKING WAIT NO THEY DON’T BECAUSE THE FUCKING ASSHOLES IN CHARGE DON’T THINK WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE ALL THAT BAD OF PEOPLE.

Terrorist training cells in America. When do we start bombing them?

So, basically, trump supporters. Got it.

Don’t forget his other primary motivation, making money off the presidency.

I’m assuming that some Americans out there support this and are short-sighted enough that they’ve forgotten the SUV-pocalypse of the early aughts, when Detroit was puking out pushrod-powered, ladder-framed monstrosities with covered wagon-era suspensions. We couldn’t get enough of those back then, either. I can…

No. Drumpf’s motivations are greed and a desire to put all them upppity negros in their place.

You missed his only other consistent policy. i.e., rich people need so much help from the government that there is not much left over for the rest of us.

Right fucking spot on. Ever since that correspondents dinner in 2011 I think where O made a joke about Trump and the birther stuff, and Trump is just sitting there with a dead look in his eye plotting his revenge, thinking to himself ‘I will undo everything you hold dear’. That guy has no fucking sense of humor…

Hey, that’s not true! It’s to spite regular brown people too.

I’m not sure why we continue to look for rational justification for anything Trump does, when it’s clear that his only motivation is sheer spite for the brown guy who previously held the office.

Bigger vehicles tend to be safer for the occupants, and less safe for anyone else. If anything, you improve safety by limiting the amount of giant vehicles on the road.