ThErE aRe TwO tHiNgS yOu CaN’t TaLk AbOuT iN tHe BaR:

La Croix is fucking dumb. It’s just dumb.

Is this why there aren’t any new articles yet?

Right? “The enemy of my enemy” is my friend and all that nonsense...

I love The Root. I tend to visit it after yelling about some new dumb shit Donald Trump pulled over at Splinter.

Just because the account is limited to “trusted” friends/family/acquaintances doesn’t necessarily mean it’s “private”.

Throw in President Obama. Then he’ll just stammer away like a little bitch.

He’s a social media troll. That’s all there is to it.

Ah yes, the Wacky Inflatable Twerker.

You son of a bitch.

Right? Even if you disagreed with the “why’s” of Desert Storm, or Iraqi Freedom, etc., you could count on one fucking constant, that being Kurd support. This motherfucker’s stupidity and shittiness is unprecedented.

Damn, that’s low.

Wonder how Mr. Harper feels!

No. Someone’s going to kill him.

And the owner isn’t a big game hunter, as far as I know. Double win.

I’m sure no trolls will infect the comments section...

Yes, I made light of the situation, but not intentionally. I was just framing it in the context of the infidelity these wives/gfs of sports stars put up with on a daily basis. But you are correct.

Great shade she threw at Jay-Z...

Exactly. It takes something national defense-related to rattle these shitheads.

Is there any point to saying “Shut the fuck up, Tomato” anymore?