No, it’s “shotted”. Learnt that in eluhmenterry schul.

Oh shut the fuck up.

I will be totally honest, I was defending Ellen yesterday, and expressed a general indifference. But after reading some thoughts by fellow Splinterites, what she did is dumb.

Sounds like your computer may be inundated with adware stuff.

Back in college, I had to do a persuasive writing assignment for one of my English classes (because I fucking hate putting my thoughts on paper, mainly because I’m an idiot). Nevertheless, my paper centered on the issue of the commercialization (and exploitation) of amateur sports. This was around the time of Lebron…

When I was in high school, I knew of certain guys who moved into the district to play for us. They simply moved from a district over.

And I’m wondering how they’re going to get a hold of that damn server...

Oh my fucking god. The Yang fanbois/gurls are insane. And think he has an actual chance...

They write this bullshit in such a way that it’s so difficult to respond to it with a straight face.

This is more important:

This sudden pandering to China is reaching pandemic stage.

We all know she’s not going to do that. Please keep scrolling.

Whoa, that’ll totally do it buddy. She totally needed to visit more podunk fucking diners to win, good call.

“Alright, so before we get to the meat of your case, describe on a scale of 1 to 10 how truly hurt your butt is...”

No, it isn’t. Blame a stupid fucking electorate that willfully gets spoonfed absolute bullshit by Fox News, et al.

Slow fucking day when Tomato can’t even come up with anything to evoke even the slightest bit of anger.

Describe, in detail, how her campaign was “out of touch”.

Well then...THE WHOLE LEAGUE HAS SUCKED, GIFTING THE PATRIOTS SUPER BOWL APPEARANCES.

The issue is, she picked this random woman because she saw her story while scrolling Instagram or Twitter or something like that.

And the fact that he had to explain herself on her show was ludicrous.