So let’s say republican senators want to see the complaint because they truly think there could be some really seriously bad shit. Then that convinces 13 of them to vote for impeachment.

STOPTALKINGSENSEINTOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK...that’s...wow.

Make arrangements to be protected overseas, leave, leak it, done. Come back when Commander Dickcheese is gone.

Shut the fuck up, talking garbage can.

Right. They’ll claim the redacted parts are “executive privilege”.

The part that really irks me, though, is that the whistleblower is conferring with the acting DNI about how to approach this. NO FUCKER! JUST GO TESTIFY.

The whistleblower just needs to go many extra steps and leak the fucking complaint. Trump wants chaos? Let’s give it to him.

She still fucking danced around it, though. Were you watching her speak at The Atlantic’s forum? That was just more elusiveness on the impeachment question. It’s so fucking frustrating.

Definitely. I base it off of the casual nature of their divorces, like, “oh, ho hum, who gives a fuck, I’ll just pay this person for a while and move on to something younger in the meantime”. (For men it’s like that.)

Not really seeing why that’s surprising to you...?

Why the fuck do people, who are swingers and/or like to have threesomes, get married in the first place? Just go and be a lifetime bachelor. Engage in strings-free fucking. Nobody will judge.

Ah, well that makes sense. There’s a place down the street from me that sells candy in bulk. Not fun-size stuff, but actual full-size bars of a lot of candies.

Remember, they’re doing this shit to simply blot out the sun. The Biden shit is so inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

Rich bastard...

Hey Al, when the T-800 comes back in time to kill you, because they identified your anti-robot bias from Deadspin archives, you’ll rely on these inferior ones to protect you...

Nah, they were right to point that out. Your one-note bullshit is well-known.

Yeah, it does have a weird “side taste” to it.

Next time someone sees that guy in public, punch him in the fucking face.

“Climate alarmists” is a dead giveaway.