Tasty Kakes Reese’s-themed krimpets were da bomb. But it appears they don’t make those anymore.

True story, I once tested wildberry before they actually went to market.

Fuck that, frosted strawberry or raspberry are both better.

Careful what you wish for.

What?!?! Please tell me this is the collusion smoking gun.

That is such a good point. They couldn’t simply negate the fraudulent votes. They had to have a do-over to save the republican-held seat.

Oh shut the fuck up.

I have a party bus company, I can help.

That brought a tear to my eyes. Beautiful.

No need for an apology. :)

“Mr. Fantasy, I hereby declare my resignation.”

He folded like a cheap resignation letter!

The GOP isn’t losing that seat even if Cotton were to leave it.

Shut the fuck up, Tomato.

That’s his job, make boners merely ghosts...

Low-hanging fucking fruit...but it’s good.

That motherfucker tracked the Predator. He’s better than Bolton. :P

I’m surprised Malcolm Nance even considered appearing at this bullshit.

Malcolm Nance is awesome. I’m surprised he’s willing to wade in those swamp waters.