Oh for fuck’s sake, what is this bullshit?

Am I the only one that notices the setup of the man in the middle with the women surrounding him, like some sort of patriarchal metaphor?

Eric looks like Sloth.

They’ve been doing the “I know you are but what am I?” bullshit for a while now.

Nah, fuck you. “Cracker” is so far down the ladder, I couldn’t care less. On the other hand, the n-word has a much deeper and negative historical impact. You know that, but you’re being a bad-faith asshole troll for the sake of being a troll.

Of course he did.

Yeah, the responses on his tweet are exactly as I predicted them to be.

And he’ll win, of course, because he can throw a football well, a useful skill when passing legislation.

Well, can we be really honest? I hate that, when these conservative fuckers (because we all know Brees is one, given white America loves him and his “family values” horseshit) are caught aligning themselves with a particular organization, like FOTF in this case, it’s immediately “Love, Respect, and Accept ALL”.

Did the vast majority of Assange’s bullshit leaks favor Trump?

The US never charged him with rape, though.

Thank you, Dave.

When that tour was announced, I couldn’t even begin to know how to react. I was absolutely stunned.

Holy fuck, Stephanie Ruhle spoke briefly about whether “electability” was a problem for Democrats. I was yelling at the TV, “what does electability mean?!?!?”.

Good to see you, Arny.

I’m honestly shocked Biden has lasted this long. Lots of people want to throw a veil over everyone’s faces.

Yeah, the texture thing gets me.

When in college, went on a date to the only Thai place in town, which was actually really good. About 80-85% into the date, my date’s demeanor suddenly changed and she talked about how she still had feelings for her ex.

Was there a toilet on top of your wedding cake?

Picky eaters are the worst. No adventure whatsoever.