Just like when Phyllis fucking Schlafly died, it’s ok to be happy that this motherfucker died. For all of the bullshit he and his asshole brother contributed to, as it relates to fucking over state governments, he should be admonished until the end of time.

“WRITE FASTER, YOU MONKEYS”

Big enough for fingers, so any capitalism-leaning friends have to put their finger in it if they land on the “Hoard Too Much Money; Must Have Finger Chopped Off” space.

In all fairness, I was trying to make a joke. But after having read it additional times, it didn’t come off the way I wanted it to.

Maybe not the Impossible Whopper specifically, but meatless burgers, whether Beyond or Impossible, have been selling out.

Because FaIr AnD bAlAnCeD

Money over principles, that’s why.

I was thinking this very thing.

I know it’s cool and hip to make the dementia claim, but beyond any health issues Trump may have, he is a giant piece of shit in the end, regardless. He does not act like this because of any particular ailment. He acts like this because he’s an asshole.

Who do you vote for, Biden or Trump?

Trust me when I say, we are fighting the discord-sowing assholes, every day.

True, but the Senate, which in my opinion holds more power than the House, is run by Trump sycophants. So there isn’t much that can be done.

Just last few weeks was the Impossible Whopper. I’d say that is in the same realm.

Dems also don’t want to talk about gun control, because they need them to shoot their feet with.

Because this is what the US, as a whole, does: it puts bandages on issues instead of being proactive in order to prevent future events from even happening.

Someone named “No” couldn’t tell that it wasn’t. Definitely a complete sentence. :P

Wow, thanks for sharing that. Insufferable fucking turds who wanted perfection. And instead, we got a constant race to an endless bottom.

No need to qualify. I’m right there with you.

It’s all Dennis Miller’s unused jokes.

Should come with a commemorative pitchfork.