Now now, Jacob...daddy said no more Splinter.

“ReLeAsE tHe SnYdEr CuT”

Very nice. +100

That’s because PUMAs didn’t really make that much of a dent, and we didn’t have to worry about their effect, given President Obama was able to make up for it in so many other ways.

Ah yes, that massively ignored part of the country that literally nobody ever visits, where we have to get some fucktard’s opinion of chicken farming while he downs a 20-piece stack of pancakes. Hillary totally needed to visit it, because they clearly have no access to the internet and needed her to tell them, face to…

I usually pick pasta shells. Goes well with mac ‘n’ cheese.

Any remaining poop in his digestive system would just slide right the fuck out, no questions asked.

“develop a few key rants”

Couldn’t Darth Vader just use the force and stop the baseball, and then “throw” it by forcing it?

What a pathetic pivot. You’re a fucking bad-faith actor. Have a good day.

You think he’s eating rat chow? That motherfucker eats rat droppings. Like...devours plate-fulls of them.

The question is, how deep do these background checks dive?

Go join a well-regulated militia, you fucking coward.

And the only people who will get a kick out of it are people that laugh their bumpkin asses off when Trump calls her “Pocahontas”. Which is not much to worry about, in the grand scheme of things.

I, personally, like her ability to debate people, regardless of the setting. I think she possesses the unique ability to make Trump squirm, given her history of being a prosecutor. As for her legislative history, there honestly isn’t a lot to say, but her proposals are good, like the reparations one.

Right? I’m right there with you, Quasi.

But it could be used in the same way that the ACA is used. Implement it, and when assholes try to repeal it, attack them for trying to take away peoples’ insurance.

The creepiest one from recent memory would have to be Reggie Bush dating and eventually marrying the Kim Kardashian lookalike that modeled for Old Navy.

I’m surprised you all are finding out about her now. It was a big deal when he started seeing her, given her uncanny resemblance to Kim Kardashian.

Ah yes, mormonaise.