Good thing you did not leave home without it.

I don’t even look at it that way, anymore, and I thank the #metoo movement for fixing my reactions to these stories.

He would’ve needed recovery time. I don’t think the White House could’ve gotten away with hiding that.

Five years...? Ok.

Their obsession with having more than, say, $50 million will always blow mine. Like, do you really need more than that?

I would be fine with doing maybe two per year? If they’re going to be long articles.

Charles, your Esquire material is good stuff!

I’ve seen it. Malkovich actually made it somewhat digestible.

This is a very measured and nuanced take, and I appreciate it.

There’s ol’ Johnny in a Trump-supporter directed movie (Transformers 3, to be exact).

I’m honestly shocked he hasn’t had one yet.

Ok, like...goddamn, man, that’s the one thing I’d eat if I unfortunately found myself in a McDonald’s.

Before I say what I’m going to say, are you a Trump supporter or not?

Damn, butt sweat sucks, especially when it’s on one’s face.

Your screen name is tres magnifique. :)

I can actually see that, makes sense. That’s why a lot of Hispanic men, in particular, love Trump. Because, to them, he exudes “machismo”. Of course, he’s a giant fucking coward. But that’s what they see.

Isn’t that fucking weird? Like little robots.

I know that this probably won’t happen, but I want to see a mass kneeling by NFL players. It’s time for it to happen. They can’t fire all of their best players.

All to own the libs, am I right, Admiral?

That’s exactly what my wife and I do.