A big part of this puzzle that nobody in the car enthusiast community ever seems to be aware of is that poor people have limited or nonexistent access to credit. Current car-sharing services require a credit check and a card with enough free balance on it to cover a hefty security hold. Even if you could afford the…

Poor people in rural areas are fucked, it’s* just gonna start fucking them quicker and quicker.

VW is like a spouse who got caught cheating and is now legitimately working on becoming a better person. Electric rear wheel drive Beetle? I am intrigued.

I believe it’s spelled Koenigggggsenisseggsegnignigsegigisesg CCX2 WITH THE TOP GEAR WING, if I’m not mistaken.

Really? No koenigseggingggkkssgksginoggnissggegeggg?

What about the Pontiac Fieri?

You know, I was going to make some clever little quip about how David should probably buy a Jeep firetruck next - but then I started looking at google images of said Jeep firetrucks and suddenly realized that he ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BUY A JEEP FIRETRUCK NOW!

Congrats Mr. Tracy, you one up’d Stef’s article How To Kill A Jeep Using Mostly Two Wheels with a story of how to kill a Jeep that doesn’t run. You continue to be the true Jeep authority on Jalopnik.  

So don’t pour fire-water into sparky vroom-vroom? Got it.

I hope you subjected your friend to trial by Jeep after. I dunno, maybe give him 50 lashes with a fan belt or have him pull one of the wrecks around like a horse for an hour.

Might be time to invest in a second fire extinguisher, one for the Willy’s and one for this.

And you keep referring to that guy as a “friend” all the way to the end ?

Not shown: Tracy hiding in the weeds waiting for his chance to pounce and add to his Jeep fetish collection.

Hey $kay, you can borrow mine. Her name is Penny and she doesn’t mind getting pinched.

Charge your damn phone

You sedan and SUV lovers need to come to your senses and start using simple logic. Once you do, you’ll come to realize that wagons are the superior mode of transportation.

It’s still going to be massive compared to the “old” ford ranger.

In Russia during the USSR, cars were impossible to obtain during the early days. Then, as corruption set in, cars became more widespread. Trust me, I know, having spent a considerable part of my childhood in Moscow. By the way, my father was a Pioneer in his childhood. However, he was in government, which came with a…

What is that from?

A Lada them?