@chris.hinch: Oh dude- I abuse logic like it's my redheaded step child!

@YardanCabaret: If no one can patent an organism, where the fuck is the investment capital going to come from to produce some man made horror of a genetically engineered organism that kills humanity? Or the xmen? Who is going to invest in making the xmen??

@jnemesh: Yeah- and now Thomas Jefferson's dead- what does that tell you???!?

No. Our system is not broken. We still protect the idea of intellectual creativity for the pursuit of profit. It promotes investment and the economy. It's one of the reasons were the greatest nation on earth.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: Whoa whoa whoa?!? Where are you getting that revelation??

@RustyNeedle: Ah yes- the non digestive tract replaceable dog. I want one.

... And the dog shits on the floor. The end...

That machine would rip his dick off.

@KillerMuffinTops: No- while overpriced garbage, monster cables 'products' actually perform something useful.

Can't someone just kick this Zuckerberg douche's ass so he'll go away?

@EnochLight: It's just a small contribution. I'm humbled by the recognition!

@EnochLight: Oh I know. I was just thinking, "What could I write that is absolutely ignorant and offensive?" I think I succeeded...

Ok 'den! Look lahk they be makin' in thinna!

Bloomberg said the 7th. Looks like they were full of shit as usual.

@iansilv: I heard they were going to fix this with 3.0- automatic download of new versions if your phone can handle it, and google decides if your phone can handle it.

I did not get cable specifically for this reason. Now if the studios were smart, they would let you download current shows within 24 hours of their first broadcast time for free, have them delete after 24 hours, and run their advertising in the show that ou could not skip, whiel keeping the 99 cent rental fee. And…

Well, this issue is important enough to me to stop me from leaving my iPhone...

@Bramsey89: Shutup!

WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!? WHEN?!?

@RobotVampire: Maybe you should ask your dad to buy you one of those all-in-one game console-joystick things for your Sweet 9th and call it a Summer.