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@jurassictodd: She's like Garfield she's orange and loves lasagna

Easter morning cluster fuck of a pissed off wife due to a lack of eggs available for daughter to find and daddy figuring out his egg drawing bot here I come!

How about fining her for being an orange whore?

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@Lyokowarirtitan: Thank you. I tried to hit specific nuances of crazy, paranoid, and conspiracy theory, all the while projecting a healthy dose of idiot.

@Regal: Says "Regal," aka GOOGLE EMPLOYEE!

@nootron: Work for google much??!? You seem to take an awfully "What me worry" about this...

There is NO FUCKING WAY I am going to allow google, or any of its employees, to use brain surgery and install some "net appliance" in to my brain. No way. I don't give two craps about stock prices, or whether it will be good for society. No. No way.

"Want to star alongside Pamela Anderson in a short film?"

They're laying pipe...

I'll bet it... Wait for it.... Tastes LIKE... Oh man I can barely get it out... Tastes like PISS!!!!!! Ha ha ha aha aha ha hah ha.....

Oh good- I can save 77 dollars. They have a customer here. I'm glad it's a good value now.

@Ldubbz: Just for the record, I agree with you. The music industry is shit.