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OMFG HOLY MOLY! 2 SECONDS DEAR GOD! NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF DRIVING HAS EVER HAD TO BRAKE FOR FULL 2 SECONDS!!!! THIS IS A TOTALLY UNEXPECTED ATROCITY THAT NO TAILGATER COULD EVER POSSIBLY ANTICIPATE!??!??! HE’S LUCKY HIS BRAKES DIDN’T KILL DOZENS OF STARVING, ORPHANED CHILDREN!!!!!

I owe tailgaters absolutely jack

??? Appreciate ???

Yes, I generally don’t appreciate assholes either. At the end of the day, only one of these two did anything illegal, and it was the princess who ended up in a ditch. Fuck tailgaters. The rest of us don’t owe you shit.

I take it you only watched the few second gif, not the actual video. There wasn’t really an opportunity to for the person in front to move over and that would’ve been obvious to the tailgater.

I have absolutely zero sympathy for people who tailgate. I will move over when there is room, but I’m under no obligation to

This makes me so fucking angry. I can’t even put into to words how fucked up this is. Hopefully this can get appealed before a judge that has a soul and/or conscience.

Holy shitsnacks. This is some next level crazy here.

Get some help dude.

I’d wager probably trying to avoid some serious cash in fines for his buddies. I think it’s a safe bet that if the Sheriff got a hold of that video, the truck guys wouldn’t be the only ones getting in trouble. That truck bro is a fucking maniac and should be in jail, but I’d bet my left nut the unedited portion before

The fact that Cait is at #8 leads me to believe you don’t fully appreciate her frequent and varied use of the word “arse”.

My $115k salary has sold me pretty well on mine.

We have an entire generation of people who skipped a ton of typical childhood stuff to spend more time on school and extracurricular bullshit. We cut out play and fun to prepare for high school, then college while being told that if we just worked hard enough we would have good jobs and be happy.

We did all that, then

I’m not surprised at all. I used to write reviews for PC Gamer back in the days of actual printed reviews. I had a good relationship with my editor and my reviews were generally well received and I frequently got comments about making reviews enjoyable to read, even for terrible games. Then I reviewed Timeline. The

Lawyer up now. This poor guy should have had a lawyer involved much earlier, but better late than never. As a fellow rotary enthusiast, I feel for this guy. Hopefully his RX-7 is 100% more awesome and he gets some of his hard earned money back from the clowns a UPS.

You had me until “This is why Alison Stevenson is a hero, and William Lloyd is the exact opposite.”

Nope. I’m willing to bet both suck in bed. Did Stevenson proudly proclaim that she had some man toy that performed oral on her and she did jack shit with him? It’s not like she’s going the extra mile in other areas to

Yep. In fact, I’ve worked as a server before and I’ve called the police on clearly inebriated customers before. DUI/DWI is not fuckin cool at all. I’d rather give my tip back to them for cab/uber money than see some drunk asshole kill somebody.

It doesn’t justify cheating, but it does point out the hypocrisy of everybody constantly crying about the Patriots cheating more.

This. Watching the video, it seems pretty clear that dashcam guy was pulling up to prevent them from moving in. Yet another dueling douchebags video.

Apparently I’m a terrible person with no control over my digestive system. Hopefully you never have to sit next to me at Denny’s or on the subway.

Holy shit, you people must have some amazing fucking bowels where you can expertly predict exactly when you’re going to fart so you can retreat to a bathroom. What do you do on a subway? Jump off the fucking train? Scream to everybody to get to the other end of the car?

I was going to be a doctor, but they failed my

It’s more that there is an expectation of a certain level of etiquette depending on the restaurant. Also, I can absolutely guarantee you’ve had a meal with somebody who farted and you didn’t even know. I’d be willing to wager that you’ve even done it before.

However, let’s go ahead and unleash our internet rage on some

I’m glad I’m not the only one. It’s definitely rude to make a big deal out of it, but gas happens. I can’t imagine what Pinkham expects people to do on a subway or during a play!

“I would have been a doctor, but I had to leave the test to fart.”

I dream to someday have the impeccably predictable bowels that the other

This was at a Denny’s right? Was that a mis-spelling or is there an actual nice restaurant also called Denny’s somewhere?

Seriously, it’s a fart. They happen. It’s a bit rude that she made a big deal of it, but let go of the damn pearls and chill out. At least she didn’t burp, we wouldn’t want your readers to get the