OMFG HOLY MOLY! 2 SECONDS DEAR GOD! NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF DRIVING HAS EVER HAD TO BRAKE FOR FULL 2 SECONDS!!!! THIS IS A TOTALLY UNEXPECTED ATROCITY THAT NO TAILGATER COULD EVER POSSIBLY ANTICIPATE!??!??! HE’S LUCKY HIS BRAKES DIDN’T KILL DOZENS OF STARVING, ORPHANED CHILDREN!!!!!
I owe tailgaters absolutely jack…