Lol, there’s the expected overreaction from a biker. Clearly this biker who did stupid illegal shit without even having a license should suffer no consequences! Why on Earth would he expect anything bad to happen by putting himself and his girlfriend in danger to save a few minutes!?!?

I’m glad this driver got charged,…

This times 100! I love that people in general are more open to talking about sex, but it’s also sometimes frustrating that the male enjoyment of sex is reduced to ejaculation only.

Too much of our conversation about orgasms for both men and women seems to get ruined by dudes who suck in bed. The guy who’s too stupid…

You’re making some pretty broad assumptions and generalizations here.

It seems that you’re whole point is that masturbation is cool for women, but makes men lazy, desensitized, and complacent. Dan Savage may not be your best source for sexual wellness, especially when it comes to preferences regarding vaginal…

It’s embarrassing that most of this isn’t Fucking 101 kind of stuff at this point. If you’re banging a guy that doesn’t get this (or is unwilling to change), find another guy.

One thing I would point out though is I think the 5 to 20 minute number seems a bit high. I feel like it only takes that long if you just go…

YES! We generally discourage shoes in our house and a lot of people think it’s pretty weird. At least most people get the hint with the rack of shoes by the front door.

This article is truly glorious. Every asterisk made me chuckled a bit more.

The only thing that bugs me is the secret fuck dungeon. I’ve been a season ticket holder for a few years and I’m going to petition for some kind of time share program.

You are every reason driver’s hate cyclists. Isn’t the whole point of Critical Mass to essentially ignore traffic laws? When you ride like an asshole, expect consequences. When cyclists defend others cyclists who are breaking traffic laws, you make the millions of cyclists who ride safely and legally look bad.

And sometimes, you try all of this and fail miserably. You spend 2 years doubting yourself and feeling like shit. You feel like an evil villain for wanting your partner, while she mocks other couples sex lives. Then you take Wellbutrin and stop giving a shit about anything!

As somebody who worked at McDonald’s and other fast food places, I can tell you the answer to your question is lots. Lots of people enjoyed fucking with us on a regular basis. For a while, it was somehow a thing to try to throw a full soda back at the drive through person then speed off. That summer sucked hard.

This seems like the internet equivalent of telling a cop your taxes pay his salary. I think Jalopnik will survive even if Aaron continues to ignore your comments.

My wife and I both owned Hyundai’s for years and never had a problem. Hell, they even replaced her rear window under warranty in a situation that was 99% our fault.

I have a Mazda now and my wife has a Ford, while we love both cars, they have both had many more issues than either of our Hyundai’s did.

NOTE: My Mazda is…

Same here. If the suspension isn’t waived, the NFLPA will sue. The suspension probably won’t be enforceable until the issue is resolved, which will take years.

I wish I could keep my 2 year old in a crib. She figured out how to climb out at 18 months. I really wanted my kids to be smart, right up until they figured out how to bypass all the shit we put in place to keep them alive.

You’re aware that mental health is a lot broader than just severe mental illness right?

I’m not saying you’ve got schizophrenia or dementia or anything, just that maybe you get cum because you’re stressed out at work or freaked out because your SO is 7 months pregnant.

You seem a bit worked up about this Gordo. Are you…

I’d prefer not to go into details on the internet, but as a guy who has this problem I can say that mental issues can be a major part of it. Especially if you’re in a long term relationship, try to take a look at what may have changed. New baby? New job? New Stress? Physical changes?

Sounds like a good plan, my job is totally ok with me taking a shitload of time off to make sure you don’t have to tolerate normal human behavior for a couple hours. I’m also totally cool with spending 5 times as much money to get there as you, because you have a completely unreasonable expectation of peace and quiet…

When my kids look like they’re about to puke on a flight, I usually aim for folks like you then pretend it’s an accident. Thanks for being a target, my fellow parents and I truly appreciate it! I promise I will keep them in my seat (they have great range).

This is insane. Why are they even using students? When I was younger, I needed a few “invasive” lower GI scans. The hospital offered to do the scans for a reduced rate if I allowed students to observe. It was done in a small room, with 3 students and it was kept very professional. I can’t imagine a similar program…

Keep in mind, most people have no clue what the fuck Lactose is, so they assume any dairy related issue is from lactose. Lactose is just a sugar that is in all milk regardless of what species boob it came out of. Chances are, if there is an actual allergic reaction, its to one of the casein proteins in cow milk.

That…

Going to have to disagree with you there. My step-father is in his early 60's and since he started hitting the gym he regularly gets mistaken for 40's.

If you've gone from 300+ down to fit, you may look pretty rough, but for most people they aren't going to look "haggard".

Also, I'm not sure how many 30 year olds you…