Enjoyed the hell out of this show but...

Yawn. Kids and their “Contra.”

Dock your ship in Elite on the C-64 without autopilot and we’ll talk.

Or speed run “Impossible Mission.”

Or “Realm of Impossibility.”

Or try to figure out “Mind Walker” on the Amiga without the manual. .

In addition to sucking vast quantities of cash out of my bank account (our family has a fairly giant pile of Skylanders) it’s a pretty damn good platformer. Great voice cast. Fun to play with the kids. Accessible to all ages.

We also have Disney Infinity. It collects dust.

And once AMD drops a new card that is competitive you can wait six months for driver support and if you’re lucky Crossfire might work OK, kinda. Maybe.

Gave up on AMD a long time ago. Slow budget CPUs and poorly supported, lagging GPUs.

Reading comprehension? How does it work?

And replace it with a more “accessible” title called “Water Cog Liquid” with micro transactions that will be mobile only with a pachinko machine tie-in.

LOL. A story with no point, using symbol that the creator did not understand with a narrative that was Depak Chopra level gibberish? Yeah. That was awesome.

The folks that praise NGE are the same folks that went out and bought combat boots and trench coats after “The Matrix” came out, mistaking it for some deep shit…

THIS. The F22 and F35 compliment each other. Unfortunately the F35 has proven to be obscenely expensive and since the Pentagon and Congress are committed to the pork to pay back their super pac defense buddies they will build them at the expense of all else.

First Paid DLC: “Flashlight and Duct Tape Armageddon Pack”.

HAX!

Isn’t “Nintendo screwed up <thing they tried to do> and promise to do better” their business model nowadays?

So... in GTA V you cannot call someone “nigger.” Well. Alrighty then!

"You can keep your full HD laptop screens—give me a nice 1920x1080..."

"drills are lazy crap" -> says carpenter that does not have a drill.

Only on Kerbin....

Makes no sense.
Weak sauce camera.
Dialog as written by an 8th grade DM on their first campaign.
Word salad up the wazoo.
Decent combat.

LOL. The BBC OWNS Top Gear.

I guess they could move the hosts. Call it "6th Gear" or something.

"realistically."

LOL. Name a "kid" that's actually done that. The best of seen among the kids is "OMG watch me blow up the mountain" or at best making canons.

Oh snap!