The homie Adnan's doing life in prison for less

Root for the Netherlands, and it's a pretty safe bet we'll keep Screamer going. Need a platform to promote Arsenal if nothing else.

Wu-Tang Fights Over Royalties; Rza Keeps It All

Basicallllly I was in an Uber with two friends and we started talking about music and the driver decided to share his opinions about big pop stars of our time, which meant that of course we got to Beyoncé. Naturally the driver had thoughts, but his were based on his allegations that he used to be Solange's driver but…

In any case, the Uber driver I had a few months ago who stopped driving Solange and Beyoncé because he said they were "rude" and "not that pretty" is probably feeling really vindicated right now.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

unless you delete your tweets, in which case, gems like these are lost forever:

For what it's worth, Kanye has deleted all of his tweets a few times.

If you think this is great, check this out; My friend Andrew makes $62,000 per day, working from home. All he needs is an enlarged pituitary gland, and apathy.

Using it right now. I travel a lot. In hotels, it's convenient to use my AirPort Express. Then my computer and iPhones are on the same wifi network and wifi sync'ing takes place. Also, I only pay for hotel internet for a single device. I prefer Super 8 motels where internet is included but my hosts put me in fancy…

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

"By this time, my franchise reboot writers were aching for air."

I signed this mouse right in front of Kanye, after chatting and joking with him for an hour or two, right in the hospital where Kim had given birth. I included a couple of other gifts. Kim went as far as she could to do the best things she could think of for Kanye and I'm impressed with her. I'm lucky to have the same…