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The homie Adnan's doing life in prison for less

Root for the Netherlands, and it's a pretty safe bet we'll keep Screamer going. Need a platform to promote Arsenal if nothing else.

Basicallllly I was in an Uber with two friends and we started talking about music and the driver decided to share his opinions about big pop stars of our time, which meant that of course we got to Beyoncé. Naturally the driver had thoughts, but his were based on his allegations that he used to be Solange's driver but

In any case, the Uber driver I had a few months ago who stopped driving Solange and Beyoncé because he said they were "rude" and "not that pretty" is probably feeling really vindicated right now.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

If you think this is great, check this out; My friend Andrew makes $62,000 per day, working from home. All he needs is an enlarged pituitary gland, and apathy.

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

"By this time, my franchise reboot writers were aching for air."