I find the lack of Christmas cheer in your comment offensive. You should consider revisiting it with maybe 30-40% more “ye olde,” “hallelujah” and “baby jesus” references, please.

Doug worked the Acura SLX into an article.

This gives a new meaning to the term “spaghetti code.”

A minivan full of children.

I respectfully disagree.

Any car with a clutch.

Well, it would have worked if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

... and you’re still missing the best bit entirely; holding the clutch bite point, on a hill, with a wanker half a meter behind you.

Pickup looks like an old ram, he probably was hoping she’d total it!

kind of makes putting a Camaro into the wall seem relatively tame in comparison.

I was with you until “busy Idaho freeway.”

Exit 52.

damn level 60, hat’s off to you, I’m only 48. Carry on good sir

I am ashamed for not recognizing it. As a Level 60 Sarcasm Mage, I hereby relinquish my powers.

Needs more Orlove

Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2

Perhaps stretching the definition of ‘car’, but: