You call it schadenfreude, I call it justice, resulting in freude.

This, plus... they don’t. Jagr is an incredible aberration. Chelios was basically kept around *to be* old, Jagr is still the kind of scorer half the teams in the league need.

I’m really jealous of you Blackhawks fans, I wish I wasn’t around for the cancelled season either

Not just rookie--this was Jensen’s first career NHL game after like 8 years in the minors or something.

And my god the Wings are terrible. I guess it was overdue...

Take: any Christmas song by a Beatle is worse than any Christmas song by a non-Beatle.

Came here to say this. What you do in your own home when I’m not there is your business. Put your old food in your dog’s dish, that would be weird in front of a guest, but whatever. Let your dog lick your plate in front of me and I will be slack-jawed the rest of the night.

haven’t read it yet but want to be the first to say randy bo bandy

I’m a Bills fan and find this all endearing w/e, but honestly it’s going to be sooner rather than later that one of those poles under the table bends the wrong way and goes through someone.

‘member what Drew said about rich people loving craft versions of white trash foods?

As of June, 29 Division 1 teams and one other Division 1 team had plans to use the tents.

I still believe any defensive player who jumps offside on fourth down when the other team is clearly trying to draw them should be forced to run wind sprints at the stadium after the game, in full view of the public.

1) “Knights” in a team name will never not give me a KKK vibe.

2) If they take Mantha I will cry real tears.

This is so cute and fun, such a fun way to spend the lame duck period, much better than, oh, recess-appointing Garland, or, you know, doing something to stop the brutality in North Dakota

You associate domestic abuse with a race. That’s fucking racist af.

Oh my god please keep saying more racist things as examples of why you’re not racist it’s really funny

It’s hard to imagine there wasn’t ONE part of Jimmy’s brain saying “whose fucking starting job?” to itself last night. Even though I think Mrazek’s the better bet, I was proud of him.

Counterpoint: Eddie Gaedel

It’s the guy standing to the circled woman’s immediate left. Everyone in the looking picture could be looking at him, and in the wide shot, he’s mysteriously out of sight (could be ducking down as people are looking in the same direction).