In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

My mother was a hippy and she taught me to have a very casual and relaxed attitude toward sex. Which I appreciate in theory and still ascribe to, but I needed more balance. She didn't understand, and I didn't until too late, the slut shaming that is endemic in our culture, particularly in high school. Plus in…

Birth, a.k.a. "taking a number 3"

Friday after-work happy hours will get you every damn time.

The slowed down version sounds like an early Napster mp3.

If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

OK, I was born in Alabama. I grew up in Florida and I live in Texas.

Dramatic reenactment of the study:

He actually confronted that bit on his own show. It leads to a pretty interesting discussion.

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oh my fucking god, Burt. Jesus Christ. This... I can't. Let me give you a list of other things that have made me cry in the past few days...

Oh wow. I mean, whatever blows your skirt up, but damn. Clamato beer tastes like infected discharge from Satan's weiner.

*crosses eyes* Ok, 56% increase compared to earlier progestin-based birth control pills - which means, what? (Because it's not just a 56% increase, which is what most people will read it as.)

Dat audio and video timing at 1:12. "It takes immense concentration, and he needs complete [fox GLARE] *quiet*"

Holy shit. That's a great FIG.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like