In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.
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IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.
He is merely stating that, if we were the bowling ball in the video, it would seem as if the feather was not moving at all.
My mother was a hippy and she taught me to have a very casual and relaxed attitude toward sex. Which I appreciate in theory and still ascribe to, but I needed more balance. She didn't understand, and I didn't until too late, the slut shaming that is endemic in our culture, particularly in high school. Plus in…
Nuclear bombs have a way of turning small inside areas into vast outside expanses.
Birth, a.k.a. "taking a number 3"
Friday after-work happy hours will get you every damn time.
The slowed down version sounds like an early Napster mp3.
If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
OK, I was born in Alabama. I grew up in Florida and I live in Texas.
He actually confronted that bit on his own show. It leads to a pretty interesting discussion.
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by marmol
oh my fucking god, Burt. Jesus Christ. This... I can't. Let me give you a list of other things that have made me cry in the past few days...
Oh wow. I mean, whatever blows your skirt up, but damn. Clamato beer tastes like infected discharge from Satan's weiner.
At this point, how can I believe there is even a Winter Olympics?
*crosses eyes* Ok, 56% increase compared to earlier progestin-based birth control pills - which means, what? (Because it's not just a 56% increase, which is what most people will read it as.)
Dat audio and video timing at 1:12. "It takes immense concentration, and he needs complete [fox GLARE] *quiet*"