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Bandit Plate FTW!

Um, I think “Becky” is a representation of all the women he’s cheated with, not just one.

For what it’s worth, it’s not like they aren’t even tomatoes. They’re even likeable. I get the whole “there’s a brand called San Marzano that isn’t from San Marzano” dynamic, but, I mean, they aren’t my first choice but they’re my second or third. (And I’ve always found canned whole tomatoes weird, because cans are

I know the Mom. She posted on FB last night “He just caught the game ball with his left hand.. Oh did I mention that he was holding our daughter in his right hand. # winning ”

The police are put in a position to protect citizens, not execute them. This is the reason why there are so many conversations surrounding these murders of blacks.

I don’t see why it should be included in this discussion. Since it’s a whole different subject. You know, outside of this discussion. You only hear about black-on-black crime when it’s used as a way to dilute the discussion about police violence. Other than that nobody seems to give a fuck.

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

In interviews, he strikes me as a labrador retriever that learned how to surf. Very nice guy and exceptionally fun but, guys, please don’t take his ideas seriously lol.

Every thousand years They come back.

A thousand stars. This”hotline” is designed only to capture “stories” that can then be used to “support” the Trumpian agenda. They can offer no help, only information, so what are they offering that local police, google searches and community outreach programs can’t? Nothing. Other than stealing your data like a

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

the market has spoken. It said “fuck United and all their bullshit”

sorry

I have seen a lot of people referring to this breed of cat as “hippo” which is maybe the name of the breed? This is confusing because hippo is also a nick name for hippopotomuses. Maybe it’s because these cats like water so much?

Why is this cat all lumpy and moist?

Worst cat ever.

It seems like Gamergate’s arguments basically boil down to “my free speech (to have problematic elements in games) > your free speech (to discuss those elements).”

most importantly don’t be a douchebag when a random comment on the internet calls out your sound quality for being sub-par.

If the only thing someone can come up with as a descriptor is "really nice" then they probably don't have much else in the way of personality. I know a lot of people who are wonderful human beings, but if you asked me to describe them I wouldn't say "they are nice." I would say they were talented, or generous, or

I mean, come on!