“No whey!”

Hey, at least he kept the job in America.

The sign is a joke, the group (which I think was headed by Robert Smigel of “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” was mocking Westboro) and all of their signs were like that. Other signs said “God Hates Bangs,” “Anti-Christ Kevins” (with pictures of famous Kevins) and “God Hates Morning People.”

I would vote for a candidate whose main platform was free wine, in a second

I like how Tiffany is talking about what a great dad Trump is, yet the caption underneath reads “Grew up in Los Angeles, raised mostly by her Mom”

Hmm so i guess melania is no longer the model immigrant now that the campaign has disavowed her. I wonder if this was an intentional act of sabotage carried out by melania? I don’t think she really wants to be First Lady.

I think the convention would be better if instead of talking- everyone on stage just lit garbage on fire and hurled it at the audience.

I would gladly vote for Jesus, but like actual Jesus not the Republican fictional Jesus that loves guns and hates the gays.

Perfection and 2016 in a nutshell.

They’re just setting you all up for the swimsuit portion of the night ladies. Just remember, PROJECT, SMILE and DAZZLE. Oh, and dress tape over the nipples if you’re on the teevee.

standards of integrity and conduct at all times

Which may explain why the woman journalist we spoke to was tailed Monday afternoon by a (woman) RNC media relations staffer, who stopped her to let her know that her sleeveless top and dark-wash jeans did not conform to Mr. Trump’s dress code for ladies.

Are they going for Amish chic? Wtf?

Are any of the Duggers there? You could borrow something "modest".

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

Is anyone on the ground there talking about the Melania plagiarism, or is it only a BFD among those of us who care about things like critical thinking and attributing ideas?

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention