Side note, just noticed: what the fuck is with his suit?

I assume the ST Louis Cardinals have signed him to a multi-year deal for singing the Canadian National Anthem the White Way. The Cardinal Way

He’s not your guy, pal.

Hmm, can't argue with that.

Thank you! I constantly get in arguments at children’s burn wards trying to tell the kids their parents and teachers are liars. Here’s the proof I need.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

*checks dictionary*

Tweeted yesterday. “Truth no matter who tells it”, does this include victims, Jay?

A witness claiming that they told Paterno about their own rape isn’t circumstantial evidence. Look if you want to claim that person is lying go for it, but don’t try to minimize what was actually stated.

Nah, an old-fashioned outhouse will suffice. I’d prefer to shit on Paterno’s grave, not piss on it.

Taking about the $14 million the wife already received.

It’s not sinning as long as we are winning. To some after we have won, even if there is insurmountable evidence that we knew, the victories still hold sway! Now hit the showers boys!

Doesn’t seem like just “dying in prison” is enough punishment for Sandusky, nor is “rotting in a hole” sufficient punishment for Paterno.

*Correction. Joe Pa supporters and “The Best Fans in Baseball” both terrible enough to be compared to each other.

Proof of knowledge cannot melt a statue.

Joe Pa supporters- second only to “The Best Fans in Baseball” and we’re talking about molestation

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”