I mean if I had to put a wager on Johnny’s future, it ends with him either dead from a drunk driving accident or in prison for killing someone in a drunk driving accident. Vegas would probably take those bets, right?
Ian
ianferno
He wants to be seen in his Rolls, not in a Toyota Corolla!
Process Server: Mr Manziel? You’ve just been served.
Luckily for him, he's not an NFL player anymore.
A day in the life of Johnny Foot-the-bill
It was reported that way in the news, that he didn’t eject to make sure the plane did not hit housing nearby... That is what everyone should know if true, not the color of thong a Kardashian is wearing :/
Well, you took it that way, that’s your fault not mine.
Its done, sorry.
Our collective IQ dropped 26 points reading that.
That is so getting embroidered on the craft-baby stroller my neckbearded cousin is making for our future leader.
No, its not happening.
Holy shit.
I think you meant to write “Woke Baeby”
Agreed, stop trying to make “woke” happen.
It is cringeworthy seeing some of you trying so hard to be cool and “in”
Your drunk baby is not wrong. I mean, he’s an intellectual elitist asshole, but he’s not wrong.
I know this is supposed to be funny but I’m so nauseated at the thought of a 2 year old drinking bloody milk as his mother vomits that I just don’t know what to do with myself right now
You may want to take the rest of the day off.
A noble sacrifice for a Woken Hero.